Watching TV Without Watching TV

Okay, so I realize with almost every household either have a TIVO, DVR, or VCR, missing a television show is becoming a harder and harder task. However, it still happens. Or maybe, you really want to know who is kicked off of Big Brother, without fast forwarding to the last 2 minutes of the show. Regardless of the reason, you definitly do not want to be the last person to know what happened on the most popular show amongst your friends. I have stumbled upon a website that I just had to mention. Television Without Pity is a website that has television, reviews, recaps, and even forums to discuss the shows you love. I have personally used it when I wanted to catch up on what happened while I was on vacation. (Speaking of which, vacation was great and I will probably be writing about it sometime soon.) But I understand if you do not want to spoil a television show, so they also have a link to Movies Without Pity, which you guessed it, discusses movies. So check out the website, and let me know what you think. :)

Countries that Begin with K?

So my wife and I were playing Scattergories this past weekend with some of our good friends and the letter for the list was K. For those of you that have not played Scattergories before, each round you have find or creatively think of words that fit within specified categories that begin with the letter that was rolled on a die. So, while we were playing, the letter was K and the category was countries. So, that got me to thinking, how many countries actually begin with K. So I just started thinking and here are the countries that I came up with:

* Kazakhstan
* Kenya
* Kiribati (I only know this because I really want to visit Australia)
* Kosovo
* Kuwait
* Kyrgyzstan

I'm not sure if North Korea and South Korea would count. Can anyone think of any other country name?

How To Have a Pool Party Without Having a Pool

So I know this is illegal, but I do have to give credit to the originators of this idea. As I am sure most of us have realized, Google will eventually take over the world. Okay, so maybe I am joking, but really they have seemed to conquer whatever area of business they have decided to enter. Well now, some teenagers in England are using Google's dominance to their advantage.

One of Google's first projects in the map navigating business was Google Earth. If you have never tried it, I highly encourage you to do so. It does require a download but the pictures that you can see are quite neat and best of all, it is free. So back to the story. So what these teenagers are doing is using Google Earth to find nearby houses that have pools at them, and they are telling all of their friends to show up at that house for a party. Because none of the invitors or the invitees live at these houses, guests are highly encouraged to come in a costume so they cannot be identified and come via bike, so they can make a quick get away. While I would not like to be one of these home owners who either finds beer cans around their pool or is awakened by a party, I do have to give these teenagers credit. Maybe if they cause such a commotion, the community would consider providing a pool for them to have their parties. I am not sure about you, but I think the pool situation in Virginia is absolutely crazy. We "signed up" for a nearby pool, but it has a 5 year wait. If that is not the craziest thing, what is?

The Benga Bus Has Ended . . .

Okay, so I know that the real song by the Vengaboys is about the Venga Bus (We Like to Party), but really the lyrics apply to this too. In case you do not know the lyrics, I have typed them at the end of this post.

Christine Morteh operated a luxury black bus that cruised around South Beach, weaving between hot spots that were frequented by tourists and club-goers. If you wanted to ride on the bus, it cost $40. However, this was not the typical luxury bus. For $40, patrons were offered a ride to certain locations, as well as unlimited alcoholic drinks. Additionally, the bus provided entertainment. During the trip, several young women would string down to a G-string, that was frequently stuffed with cash, and offer to perform sexual acts with the bus' patrons.

If you were interested in taking a ride on the bus, it is a little to late. On Sunday, June 22, the police arrested Morteh and shutdown the operation. After reading about this, I was surprised to hear two things. One, that the "cover" charge was only $40 and that the cost of the sexual acts was never released. Two, that someone would actually pay to have sexual acts done to them, while riding on a bus with other patrons around. I guess that put a whole new meaning to R Kelly's hit "Bump N' Grind" ("I don't see nothing wrong with a little bump and grind.")

We Like To Party Lyrics

We like to party
We like, we like to party
We like to party
We like, we like to party
We like to party
We like, we like to party
We like to party

I've got something to tell ya
I've got news for you
Gonna put some wheels in motion
Get ready 'cause we're coming through
Hey now, hey now, here's what I say now
Happiness is just around the corner
Hey now, hey now, here's what I say now
We'll be there for you

The Vengabus is coming
And everybody's jumping
New York to San Fransisco
An intercity disco
The wheels of steel are turning
And traffic lights are burning
So if you like to party
Get on and move your body

We like to party
We like, we like to party
We like to party
We like, we like to party

Hey now, hey now, here's what I say now
Happiness is just around the corner
Hey now, hey now, here's what I say now
We'll be there for you

The Vengabus is coming
And everybody's jumping
New York to San Fransisco
An intercity disco
The wheels of steel are turning
And traffic lights are burning
So if you like to party
Get on and move your body

The Vengabus is coming
And everybody's jumping
New York to San Fransisco
An intercity disco
The wheels of steel are turning
And traffic lights are burning
So if you like to party
Get on and move your body

We like to party
We like, we like to party
We like to party
We like, we like to party
We like to party
We like, we like to party
We like to party
We like, we like to party

The Vengabus is coming, the Vengabus is coming
The Vengabus is coming, the Vengabus is..

Happy National HIV Testing Day!

Okay, so last month I listed a few "interesting" national month holidays for the month of May. Well, I thought it would be fun to do that for June, until I realized today is National HIV Testing Day. National HIV Testing Day is an annual campaign by the National Association of People with Aids to encourage at-risk individuals to receive voluntary HIV counseling and testing. This is something serious that our country, let alone the world, faces and the more people know about their status the better. So help spread the word. If you are unsure of your status, go get tested.

Stay or Go: If you are handicapped you are screwed!

Okay, so could you imagine being at a bar and not being able to leave? The bartender will not serve you another drink because you are clearly intoxicated, but you cannot leave, for fear of being charged with drunk driving because you are in a wheel chair?

So maybe this is a gross exaggeration of what happened to a man in Australia, but it is feasible. Last Friday, a man in a motorized wheelchair was found in a slumber an exit lane on a highway and was charged with drunk driving. While the fact he was on the highway is troubling. However, what is even more troubling is the fact that the police gave the man a breathalyzer test and stated that since he was over the legal limit, he would be charged with “operating a vehicle while drunk.” The man’s location did not matter to the police, who did mention that he placed himself in “a very dangerous situation.” I am truly wondering where the line is. If a handicapped person is at a bar, does not feel safe to get home, and calls for a taxi, technically, the police can charge them with drunk driving the minute you exit the bar. How fair is this?

Execution of Child Rapist = Cruel and Unusual Punishment?

Today must be a full moon, because this is the second story today that has ruffled my feathers. The Supreme Court today, has rules that child rapists cannot be executed, because among other things, it would be cruel and unusual. Now, I would love to hear why this is cruel or unusual.

The case at hand involved a stepfather, Patrick Kennedy, who raped his 8-year-old stepdaughter. There are way too many sources to list, but I think we can all agree that the gill will never be the same. Outside of the physical of injuries could may heal, this man has essentially killed the girl's innocence, childhood, and trust. But the Court's majority has decided that killing this man would be excessive, because executions should only be limited to cases where the criminal committed intentional first-degree murder. There is no doubt that this man's actions were intentional. As an aside, if this girl is now unable to bear children, would the court find castration an acceptable punishment or is that cruel and unusual too?

The Court stated that criminal punishment is limited to only the worst of crimes, I have to wonder how much worse is murder to child rape? I am by no means arguing that capital punishment is appropriate in all rape cases (although I am against rape is all fashions). I do believe that it should be on the table for prosecutors to utilize in the cases which they feel it is necessary, such as this one. The fact that people are arguing that if the death penalty was applicable to rapists, then they would be more inclined to kill their victims is ludicrous. Studies have shown that most criminals do not limit their actions based on the repercussions, and that is especially true in the case of a violent or deviant perpetrators. And even if this was true, then is it possible that by increasing the penalty, more people would be deterred from raping a child? The argument could clearly swing both ways. Rarely am I so critical of a Supreme Court decision, but I do have say, WHAT IN THE WORLD ARE THEY THINKING?

Who Really Cares If There Was A Pact?

Okay, so rarely do I get this riled about newspaper coverage, but I do have to say, I am getting tired of all of the coverage the girls from Gloucester High School in Massachusetts are getting. I think as a society, we are asking the wrong question. Do we really care if there was a pregnancy pact between the seventeen girls that are now pregnant. Isn't the proper question, why did they decide to get pregnant? Let's assume arguendo, that there was a pact, wouldn't the reason behind the pact be more important than the pact itself? And if there wasn't a pact, does that mean there was something in the water in Gloucester, Massachusetts? When will we forget about the stupid he said she said and get to the real question: why are high school kids getting pregnant?

Conclusion of the Car Saga

So I am happy to report that the car saga has finally ended. :) After fighting, and I do mean fighting, with the insurance company, they finally agreed to pay for all of the damages. Based on this, the body shop did all of the repairs and I picked up the car. However, at that time, I still had not received a check from the insurance company. So, I contacted them, and as usual, I had to leave a message. The next day, I received the checks and called the insurance company, because the check was made payable to my last name first, which I thought was odd. The insurance company told me that was normal, so I just deposited the check. Well, three days later, my bank contacted me saying that there was a stop payment on the check. As you could imagine, I was livid. So I had to call the insurance company again, and ask them what the freak! Needless to say, she was like, you told me to cancel it, and I was like um, what? If I said that, why would have I tried to deposit it? It didn't make sense. A new check was mailed to me and the call ended with the insurance company hanging up on me. I LOVE THEIR CUSTOMER SERVICE!!! I am just happy to report that my car is repaired and I finally have been paid by the insurance company (I think!).

American Express Has Been Replaced By A Sports Bra

Growing up the slogan that I had always heard associated with American Express is Don't Leave Home Without It. However, for Jessica Bruinsma, the one thing that she is happy that she did not leave home without is her sports bra. Bruinsma is a 24-year-old Colorado resident, who was hiking in the Bavarian Alps. On June 16, Bruinsma was separated from her friend during a bad weather storm, near the Austrian border.

In fact, Bruinsma took a wrong step and she fell 16.4 feet, causing a bruise on her leg and dislocating her shoulder. Luckily she landed on a narrow ledge where she was about to find a supply box that contained water. During her 70 hours on the ledge, she noticed a cable that is used for timber transport nearby. So she took off her sports bra and attached it to the cable. The only reason the cable was anywhere near the ledge, is because it was out of service and was to have work done on it. Needless to say, when the serviceman appeared to work on the line and he raised the cable and saw the bra, he called the authorities. After her whole ordeal, Bruinsma has decided to change her plans of staying in Berchtesgaden and learning German to going back home to her parents.

If there was one thing you were going to bring when you go hiking, what would it be?