Illinois Traffic Stalled Because They Did Not Have Enough Milk

Today in Illinois, traffic was backed up on Interstate 80, when a tractor trailer driver fell asleep at the wheel and slammed into the median. However, this was not the typical tractor trailer. This tractor trailer was loaded with 14 tons of double-stuffed Oreos. So when the Oreos were spewed all over the road, traffic came to a complete standstill. My solution was to have all of the local elementary schools drop off their kids on the highway with a glass of milk, and let them clean up the road. Any one disagree?